This product has been designated as "genuinely brilliant" by all national and federal departments. It has been extensively tested for quality and purity by its creators, and represents the pinnacle of vodka creation in this dimension. Known side effects of over exposure to this product include itchy teeth and mild narcissism. A wonderfully smooth vodka. Distilled and purified by Hazel, our ever faithful still.
Bottle size: 70cl
Alcohol by volume: 40%