GRAPE - ELDERFLOWER - LEMON - JUNIPER

Our new gin is out and it’s probably going to save your life.

We’ll admit it, we unknowingly doomed the planet by merging three holy botanicals: cotton candy grapes, butterfly pea flower, and juniper. This alerted maniacal Robot Unicorns from a distant galaxy, far, far away. They’re heading to Earth at this very moment, and they don’t s**t rainbows.

Luckily, Harry Houdini has shown up from beyond the grave with a solution, given to him by the spirit realm, which would not see the entire human race fall to these mechanical beasts.

A sip of the very elixir that summoned the Robot Unicorns gives the drinker invisibility from the mechanical horde and a chance to escape their evil clutches.
It’s a slim chance, but it’s all we have. Because on the 9th of April, on International Unicorn Day, the Robot Unicorns will attack.
Be warned. Be ready. 

Each bottle of Elixir is shipped with a 3D-printed unicorn lid cover and a locally printed tote bag, printed by our friends at. Eco-friendly ink, printed on super-thick, premium sustainable cotton. It’ll certainly last through the apocalypse that’s on the way. 

Totebag:

• Printed locally and responsibly with eco-friendly inks by Bon Clothing

Botanicals:

Cold Infusion:

• Cotton-Candy Grapes, Butterfly Pea Flower

Distilled Classic Botanicals:

• Juniper Berry, Coriander Seed, Orris Root.

Distilled Citrus:

• Fresh Lemon Peel

Distilled Herbs and Flowers:

• Elderflower, Horehound, 

Distilled Spices and Peppers:

• Black Pepper, Cassia Bark

Perfect Serve:

When attending a post-mechapocalyptic after party:

• Classic Indian Tonic Water: Garnished with Grapes and Lemon

When attending a pre-societal meltdown strategy meeting:

• Negroni: partially stirred, quickly sunk. 

Bottle size: 70cl
ABV: 40%vol